Turkey, hog, bunny, robin, fawn troubles | Island Scanner

The following items were selected to reports made to the Island County Sheriff’s Office:

Wednesday, May 26

At 10:14 a.m., a resident reported seeing a man facedown on a trail in Rhododendron Park. The man later was seen rifling through the caller’s belongings.

At 10:42 a.m., a caller reported that a man on an ATV was collecting driftwood from Double Bluff beach.

At 4:02 p.m., a San Juan Street resident reported that a white turkey was in his yard.

At 10:38 p.m., the Navy asked for help with a vehicle that was “spotlighting” aircraft at the Outlying Field Coupeville.

Thursday, May 27

At 12:41 a.m., a resident of Ault Field Road reported that someone was following him with a machine that is used to lobotomize people.

At 10:07 a.m., a 200-pound hog was reported loose in the area of Taylor Road.

Friday, May 28

At 4:45 a.m., a man on Ault Field Road reported having an ongoing problem with an obsessed stalker firing a lobotomy ray at him.

At 10:44 a.m., a caller reported finding a noose under a seat of a bus.

At 12:24 p.m., a resident on Degraff Road reported that his wife was sending money to people who claim to have her daughter and granddaughter hostage.

At 2:53 p.m., a resident reported that a person on Ebey Road was releasing domesticated cats into the wild.

At 7:40 p.m., a caller from off the island asked if Coupeville was burning yet.

At 8:04 p.m., a caller on Bush Point Road reported that a rabbit was caught in a soccer net.

Saturday, May 29

At 8:26 a.m., a Meadowood Lane resident reported that two neighbors keep cutting through berry bushes to yell curse words at the caller’s front door.

At 11:52 a.m., a caller reported that people were digging clams in an area of red tide off Stewart Road.

Sunday, May 30

At 10:02 a.m., a Brentwood Place resident reported that a black Angus cow was in the yard.

At 10:24 a.m., a Smugglers Cove Road resident asked if it was legal for a neighbor to run a wood chipper on a Sunday.

At 12:19 p.m., a Newell Drive resident reported that a robin with a broken leg was hopping around the yard.

At 12:57 p.m., a resident reported finding a malnourished fawn and brought it to a neighbor’s house.

At 6:46 p.m., a Haines Road resident reported that a neighbor banged on the window with a large stick.

At 6:50 p.m., an Ocean View Drive resident reported that neighbors came onto the property and taped cardboard over the cameras.

At 7:39 p.m., a North Whidbey resident reported that his husband pushed him and bit off the tip of his finger.

Monday, May 31

At 8:10 p.m., a caller reported finding a child running alone down Bayview Road alone.

Tuesday, June 1

At 7:09 a.m., a Topaz Court resident reported that someone has been stealing gas from his car.

At 6:58 p.m., a Sidney Street resident reported he was digging in the backyard and found two older guns.