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Thursday, April 9

At 2:56 a.m., a resident reported that a neighbor was beating up mailbox on Swantown Avenue.

At 11:21 a.m., a South Main Street resident reported that a silver Razor scooter and a purple 10-speed bike were stolen.

At 12:28 p.m., a Honeymoon Bay Road resident reported that a small plane was flying back and forth over the area. The caller was concerned that the pilot was trying to invade people’s privacy.

At 8:17 p.m., an injured eagle was reported in the area of Pleasant Acres Lane.

Friday, April 10

At 10:54 a.m., a Fox Spit Road resident reported that people were trying to harass her goats by shooting fireworks at them.

At 7:32 p.m., a Hunt Road resident reported that multiple vehicles were drag racing.

Saturday, April 11

At 12:56 p.m., a caller reported that people were harvesting eel grass at a boat ramp on Hastie Lake Road.

At 3:03 p.m., a resident reported that a house on North Oak Harbor Street was burglarized. The only thing stolen was a hunting knife.

Sunday, April 12

At 11:21 a.m., a Northgate Drive resident reported that he returned from the hospital to find his trailer had been broken into.

At 11:53 a.m., a Timber Lane resident reported that an elderly woman had a machete and was threatening her spouse.

Monday, April 13

At 12:21 p.m., a resident said a large moving van dumped a couch and bed in the area of Highland Drive.

At 1:09 p.m., a woman reported seeing someone in a Main Street store wearing an “EMS jacket” but the person isn’t in EMS.

At 3:44 p.m., a resident on Columbia Beach Drive reported a neighbor’s dog ran out and bit her on the butt.

At 4:24 p.m., a Wahl Road resident reported that all the birds around his house are dying and he was concerned that they might have “the virus.”

At 9:43 p.m., a Scenic Avenue resident reported her son ran out of the house saying Jesus was coming.

Tuesday, April 14

At 7:33 a.m., a resident reported finding a dead heron on Driftwood Beach that had zip ties around its “mouth” and a mutilated wing.

Wednesday, April 15

At 11:56 a.m., a Henni Road resident reported that a shaggy brown Highland cow was missing.

At 5:08 p.m., there was a report that a dozen people were having a picnic at Greenbank Farm and not following social distancing rules.

At 6:54 p.m., a caller reported that a man tried to lure a child with candy on Double Bluff Road.

Thursday, April 16

At 5:16 a.m., a caller reported that he needed the phone number for the Muskogee Police Department.

At 10:46 a.m., a resident reported seeing a man with a handgun on his hip stumbling on the side of Cultus Bay Road.

At 8:36 p.m., a employee at a South Main Street business reported that a customer tried to buy alcohol with money covered by a red gooey substance.

At 9:04 p.m., a caller reported that someone arranged trash can lids in a field on Maxwelton Road to spell out “FOPD.”

At 8:48 a.m., a caller on North Whidbey reported he and his boss were in a physical altercation over money.

At 9:09 a.m., a caller on North Whidbey reported finding the boss dead on the floor.

At 3:22 p.m., a North View Road resident said a mean cat shows up at night and lunges at window if it sees someone inside the house.