Sunday, Sept. 12
At 3:40 p.m., a driver reported that a woman was hanging out of the sunroof of a car on Highway 525.
At 4 p.m., a caller reported that a homeless person was picking vegetables from a school garden on North Ebey Road.
At 6:19 p.m., a driver reported that a man was lying on the ground next to a red bag along Howard Road.
Monday, Sept. 13
At 8:35 a.m., a Harbor Avenue resident reported that an old-fashioned luggage trunk was left at the front door.
At 2:19 p.m., a Heller Road resident reported that a man with tattoos “from neck to toe” stole a car with all her belongings.
At 4:38 p.m., a resident of Northwest Grace Street reported that someone stuck Kraft cheese slices all over his car and put food coloring in the swimming pool.
At 8:13 p.m., a driver reported that a woman was lying on the ground and blocking the entrance to a gas station on Highway 20.
Tuesday, Sept. 14
At 3:09 p.m., a resident reported that a truck parked on Indian Hill Road had fuel pouring out of it.
At 11:05 p.m., a caller reported that two transient people were setting up camp at the intersection of Ault Field and Goldie roads.
Wednesday, Sept. 15
At 9:43 a.m., a driver reported that a woman in black was dancing on the side of East Crescent Harbor Road.
At 10:19 a.m., a resident on Bob Galbreath Road reported that a baby deer walked into the garage.
At 12:37 p.m., a caller reported that a medium-sized pig was running around in the Honeymoon Lake Drive area.
At 4:54 p.m., a West Frosted Road resident reported that a man parked along the roadway may be responsible for cutting the fence and letting mules out.
At 8:43 p.m., a Highway 20 resident reported that an unknown woman showed up naked at the door.
Thursday, Sept. 16
At 1:58 a.m., a driver reported that an inappropriately dressed girl was standing on Deception Pass Bridge.
At 7:03 a.m., a Helena Street resident reported that someone stole trees in pots.
At 8:35 a.m., a Newell Drive resident reported being concerned that peacocks that have been living in the area might not do well in cold weather.
At 10:48 a.m., a driver reported that a woman carrying a baby was walking on the highway toward the bridge.
At 12:33 p.m., a Highway 20 resident reported that a moving company stole belongings during a move.
At 10:40 p.m., a driver reported that a white and brown horse was on the highway.
Friday, Sept. 17
At 8:35 a.m., a driver reported that an elderly male driver drove around the caller’s car at a light, broke a mirror off the caller’s car and ran a red light.
At 3:29 p.m., a caller reported that a woman was picking up sticks on Highway 20.
At 5:52 p.m., an Oakes Road resident reported that two black cows were in the yard.
Saturday, Sept. 18
At 9:36 a.m., a caller reported that a dead dog was on top of a boat ramp near Mariners Beach Drive.
At 12:16 p.m., a caller on Central Avenue reported an ongoing problem with a woman running through the yard.
At 12:32 p.m., a North Whidbey woman reported that her ex-boyfriend’s new boyfriend posted sexually explicit photos of the caller on Facebook.
At 2:40 p.m., a View Ridge Drive resident reported that he wanted to know if his wife was aware that the mafia was coming to get them.
At 4:23 p.m., a woman reported finding bones on a beach in the Langley area. Her husband is a paleontologist and said they could be human remains.
At 4:40 p.m., a caller reported that an alleged off-duty sheriff’s deputy behaved unacceptably to the caller on a trail in Skagit County.
At 7:10 p.m., a Beaver Creek Lane resident reported that EMTs forced her to go into an ambulance.
At 11:47 a.m., a man reported losing his 9mm Smith & Wesson gun at the wharf.