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Island Scanner March 25 - April 13.

The following were taken from reports made to the Island County Sheriff’s Office:

Thursday, March 25

At 10:39 a.m., a Maplewood Loop resident reported that the dog got out and came home bloody. Afterward, the dog has been vicious. The caller wants the dog to be “put down.”

Friday, March 26

At 3:19 a.m., a caller reported that people were trying to “unscrew” a hot tub on Goss Ridge Road.

At 12:52 p.m., a resident reported that “disgusting” children in Cultus Bay Road smelled like urine.

At 3:47 p.m., a woman reported that her “ex” has been stalking her and was behind her in the ferry line.

At 8:13 p.m., a Stellar Lane resident reported that a bloody neighbor climbed into the yard, screaming “help me.”

Saturday, March 27

At 10:32 a.m., an Ocean View Drive resident reported that her son hit her other son with a yo-yo.

Sunday, March 28

At 4:29 p.m., a caller said that three sheep were on Honeymoon Bay Road.

At 7:21 p.m., a caller on Bayview Road reported that an eagle was stuck in the bushes.

Monday, March 29

At 9:42 a.m., a caller on Marine Drive reported that a 60-foot sailboat washed ashore.

At 10:59 a.m., there was a report that a dead bald eagle was on the side of Smugglers Cove Road.

At 11:48 a.m., a resident reported that a bird was stuck in the rafter of a house on Arnold Road.

At 1:06 p.m., a woman reported picking up an abused turkey on Highway 20.

Wednesday, March 31

At 3:32 a.m., the hospital reported that a patient was discharged and refused to leave.

At 9:23 a.m., a caller reported that a man drove a lawnmower through an ATM drive-through on North Main Street.

At 12:21 p.m., a caller reported that a man in a silver car was harassing the baristas at a coffee stand on Highway 525. The man asked about “elfish magic” and was falling asleep at the wheel.

At 5:57 p.m., a man reported that a neighbor on East Crescent Harbor Road pointed a gun at his mother.

At 7:21 p.m., a man on Stewart Road reported that his daughter ran into a fence while practicing driving.

Friday, April 2

At 8:22 a.m., a Wilkinson Road resident reported that someone broke into a house and trashed it.

At 5:16 p.m., a caller reported that a vehicle was stolen from the Island County Sheriff’s Office impound lot.

Saturday, April 3

At 6:07 p.m., a Cultus Drive resident reported receiving a text message from someone named Gigo that warned someone at the Bitter Lake camp area was in danger.

At 10:30 p.m., a Northwest Sixth Street resident reported being hit with radiation again.

Sunday, April 4

At 4:03 p.m., a woman on Shoreline Drive reported that a man was following her with a drone and taking photos of her.

At 7:09 p.m., a caller reported that a man with Olive Garden bags said inappropriate things to a checker at a Main Street business.

Monday, April 5

At 8:52 a.m., a driver reported that someone was lying down near the highway at Libbey Road.

At 2:44 p.m., a teenager reported that she wants to get emancipated but her mother won’t pay for it.

Tuesday, April 6

At 12:26 p.m., an Oak Harbor Road resident reported that neighbor kids threw a football and shattered the window.

Wednesday, April 7

At 6:41 p.m., a caller on East Fakkema Road reported that a man punctured his lung.

Thursday, April 8

At 5:07 a.m., a caller reported ducks were walking around on Deer Lake Road.

At 8:38 a.m., a caller reported that a man with curly hair was walking on Highway 20.

At 1:42 p.m., a hiker reported being lost in the woods at Deception Pass State Park.

Friday, April 9

At 8:42 a.m., a man reported that he is living in Furniture World and is being harassed and stalked.

At 1:12 p.m., a man reported that a subject injured him by stuffing him in the corner at an Ault Field Road location.

At 2:28 p.m., an Oceanside Drive resident reported calling a company to clean his furnace and “three guys of Hispanic descent” showed up.

Saturday, April 10

At 12:22 a.m., an East Harbor Road resident reported that a man was groaning in the front yard.

At 11:32 a.m., there was a report that a sailboat washed ashore on Hill Valley Road.

At 2:22 p.m., a Leahy Drive resident reported receiving “weird signals” through his TV and radio.

At 5:09 p.m., a resident on Lalka Lane reported that he had been chasing pigs for three hours. The pigs belonged to a neighbor and were “messing with his livestock.”

Sunday, April 11

At 11:34 a.m., a woman reported that a suspicious man in a car on Stewart Road offered to take her and her kids to a beach.

At 5:51 p.m., a caller reported that a little boy was living in a car with his father and had been left alone.

Monday, April 12

At 9:07 a.m., a Leahy Drive resident reported feeling radiation signals coming through the walls.

At 2:42 p.m., an Ault Field Road resident reported that a woman is obsessed and uses a machine to go into the caller’s brain and destroy memories.

At 8:38 p.m., a driver reported that a man in a blanket was standing in the middle of the northbound lane of Highway 525.

At 9:44 p.m., a Fairhaven Drive resident reported seeing a strange, stationary light in the sky blinking red and green.

Tuesday, April 13

At 7:51 p.m., a caller reported that a surf board was stolen from Fort Casey State Park.

At 9:08 p.m., a driver reported nearly hitting a man who was acting crazy on the side of Highway 20 just north of Oak Harbor and stepping into traffic.