Island Scanner | Man on motorcycle rides without appendages

Published 4:05 pm Friday, September 26, 2014

Island County Sheriff

The following items were selected from reports made to the Island County Sheriff’s Office:

Saturday, Sept. 6

At 4:46 a.m., a Lagoon Point Road resident reported that he is “very spiritually sick” and needs to talk to the chaplain.

At 8:11 a.m., a Whidbey Drive resident reported that almost all her jewelry was missing.

At 1:34 p.m., a woman on Evergreen Street reported that her brother tried to stab someone to death seven years ago.

At 2:49 p.m., a caller reported that a shirtless man on Monkey Hill Road was holding a sign to passing Tour de Whidbey bicyclists that read, “Show me your boobs.” A deputy investigated and found the sign in the man’s yard but didn’t see evidence of a crime. There was no indication of whether any bicyclists took him up on the offer.

At 4:32 p.m., an Arrowhead Road resident said his oldest son was beating on his grandson.

At 5:32 p.m., a woman reported that a man in a boat “with a red stick with a hook” was threatening her.

At 6:41 p.m., there was a report of a jet skier injury off Iverson Road.

Sunday, Sept. 7

At 10:46 a.m., a caller on Parker Woods Lane reported that a skydiving plane was making a constant droning noise all morning.

At 10:22 p.m., a Bonaparte Lane resident reported that his wife went to sleep at the table and was not waking up.

Monday, Sept. 8

At 1:25 p.m., a caller reported that a man on a motorcycle was riding on State Highway 20 “with no hands and no feet.”

At 2:03 p.m., a caller reported that a dead animal on Koontz Road had been getting run over for months.

At 5:45 p.m., a Heller Road resident reported that a couple of big dogs were trying to chase his horse around.

At 7:26 p.m., a caller on Libbey Road reported that a pig was loose and then hung up. Another person called on Libbey Road reporting that a boar was running on his property.

At 8:48 p.m., a caller at the Camano Plaza reported that a drunk woman was harassing customers and “leaking some kind of liquid from her purse.”

Tuesday, Sept. 9

At 7:16 p.m., a Moe Road resident reported that a girl broke into a neighbor’s house, stole a bottle of wine and passed out in the backyard.

Wednesday, Sept. 10

At 11:02 a.m., a Timber Lane resident reported that Mormons were trying to “shove information down her throat.” She said they left in a Kia Soul.

At 11:32 a.m., a Heller Road resident reported that a man was beating his roommate.

At 6:34 p.m., a Tee Place resident reported that a tortoise was missing. It responds to “Dexter.”

At 7:59 p.m., a Timberline Road resident reported that her mother has been prowling around and trying to plant things to get her into trouble.

Thursday, Sept. 11

At 7 a.m., a West Beach Road resident reported seeing someone walking around the property with a flashlight. She said she felt an electric shock treatment in her head and “something squeezed into her arms.”

At 12:58 p.m., a Squire Road resident reported an ongoing problem with a stray dog killing livestock.

Friday, Sept. 12

At 8:05 p.m., Johnson Lane residents reported that people they bought meat from are demanding more money.

Saturday, Sept. 13

At 5:03 p.m., a caller reported that a girl was sitting with a dead deer on West Beach Road.

Sunday, Sept. 14

At 4:50 a.m., a Green Road resident reported that his girlfriend’s son was trying to beat someone with a crow bar.

At 12:44 p.m., there was a report of an injured owl near the Keystone Ferry dock.