School district: Ill take the spin doctor job
July 3, 2008 · Updated 10:02 PM
I would like to apply for the new spin doctor job at the school district.
It is interesting how the job jumped from $40,000 to $55,000 per year to $120,000 to $150,000 per year (News-Times, March 31), but I think I could survive on such a pittance.
Of course I would expect a corner view office with walnut furniture, deep pile carpeting, and an executive assistant (got to have the right image), a car (have to go to all those three hour lunch meetings) and an expense account (somebody has to pay for those martinis at lunch).
It must be a really tough job, seeing as how nobody already working in the school system can do it, but I will do my best to put out a consistent message to the great unwashed of the community. When can I start?