Tossed breakfast not appreciated
July 3, 2008 · Updated 8:59 PM
To the two gentlemen (I use this term loosely) in the maroon pick-up who were fishing early Thursday morning just down from the Keystone Ferry: I would like to thank you for sharing your breakfast. I especially enjoyed the part where you slowed down, rolled down your window and threw your breakfast at me while I was cycling at 6 a.m.
What fine, upstanding citizens you have turned out to be. Your mothers must be proud.