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The following items were selected from reports made to the Island County Sheriff’s Office:

Friday, May 9

At 1:06 p.m., a driver reported that protesters at OLF Coupeville had signs hanging over the roadway and she was concerned that someone might get hit. Another caller reported that protesters were jumping in front of cars.

At 3:55 p.m., a Lake Drive resident reported that a wet cat was under her porch.

At 5:20 p.m., a Magnolia Lane resident reported that a man in a plaid shirt yelled at her.

Saturday, May 10

At 4:18 p.m., a State Highway 525 business reported that someone siphoned gas from trucks.

At 5:02 p.m., a caller reported recovering money that dropped out of a car in the Northwest Alexander Street area.

At 6:07 p.m., there was a report that alpaca-related signs were stolen.

At 8:11 p.m., a man reported that there’s a deputy who’s “a disgrace to the uniform.”

Sunday, May 11

At 8:23 a.m., a caller reported that a large number of tires were dumped on the side of Waterloo Road.

At 1:31 p.m., a caller reported that his brown 1978 Jaguar was stolen.

At 7:01 p.m., a caller reported that a man was “mooning” him on Boe Road and previously threatened to have his dogs attack the caller.

Monday, May 12

At 6:28 a.m., a woman reported that she is pregnant, a strange man assaulted her and that she was trying to get a dog that ran away on Honeymoon Bay Road.

At 9:42 a.m., a Roberts Road resident reported that five peacocks on his property were destroying plants.

At 2:22 p.m., a caller reported that occupants of a Heller Road trailer road are camping in the woods and set up a meth lab.

At 2:49 p.m., a caller reported that someone was stealing water from Maple Leaf Cemetery by hooking up a hose late at night and bringing it across the street.

At 4:52 p.m., a woman on Kazda Court reported that a man who came to repossess her vehicle threw her out of the car and punched her in the head.

At 5:17 p.m., a caller reported that someone was selling meth online.

At 5:33 p.m., a caller reported that a man in a “bashed up” vehicle was punching himself in the face and holding a rope on Hoffman Road.

At 5:54 p.m., a Goldsmith Road resident reported that turkeys were walking across his property.

At 7:01 p.m., there was a report that an intoxicated woman left the hospital in a gown.

At 8:43 p.m., a Conklin Drive resident reported that a man with a BB gun came to her door and complained about her dogs.

Tuesday, May 13

At 7:28 a.m., a Holst Road resident reported that someone dumped a couch at the end of her driveway.

At 5:51 p.m., a Benton Place resident reported that an aggressive pit bull was trying to get into her yard and she was worried about her children’s safety.

At 8 p.m., an Amberwood Lane resident reported that a chicken was attacking his chickens.

At 8:06 p.m., a caller reported seeing a suspicious “tweaker” on Fish Road.

Wednesday, May 14

At 2:22 a.m., a West Beach Road resident reported that her caregiver is really “a male in a wet suit.”

At 6:29 a.m., a caller reported that a deer was stuck in a “tree enclosure” on Northeast Faris Street.

At 2:11 p.m., an Abbey Lane resident reported that a neighbor stole and killed one of her cats, then stole two more cats.


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