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Saturday, April 26

At 3:18 p.m., a caller reported that an elderly man was being left in a vehicle for hours on end. The car is parked on Southeast Eighth Avenue.

At 4:33 p.m., a woman on Northwest Fairhaven Drive reported that her husband is crazy and she is Japanese.

At 8:29 p.m., a caller reported that an irate drunk person was breaking things and trying to take computers on Southwest Sixth Avenue.

Sunday, April 27

At 12:17 a.m., an employee at a Midway Boulevard business reported that a “drunk guy” was screaming at staff.

At 11:13 a.m., a man on Pioneer Way reported that he called Four Season in Seattle to speak with his friend Magic Johnson, but couldn’t get through.

At 12:18 p.m., a Northeast Barron resident reported that her boyfriend is being erratic and may be armed with a machete, which is missing from the wall.

At 2:02 p.m., a caller who claimed he’s “the most powerful man in the world” said everyone needs to quit demonizing the LA Clippers.

At 4:01 p.m., a caller reported that a woman was talking to herself about having a nervous breakdown on Midway Boulevard.

Monday, April 28

At 8:39 a.m., a pastor asked to speak to an officer about cases of sexual misconduct in his church.

At 10:07 a.m., a caller reported that a man staying in a van may be selling drugs.

At 1:52 p.m., there was a report of a man punching a concrete table on Southeast Cabot Drive.

At 4:23 p.m., a Southwest Silverberry Street resident reported that someone put a dead rabbit in a bag and put it on the caller’s porch.

At 6:55 p.m., a caller reported that a man with a guitar and a skateboard keeps falling down on Southeast Glencoe Street.

At 6:50 p.m., a man claiming to be the king of Monaco reported that he had a message about a serial killer out of Australia.

At 8:17 p.m., a caller reported that kids were racing on a lawnmower on Oak Harbor Street.

Tuesday, April 29

At 7:45 a.m., a State Highway 20 business reported that a Bobcat tractor was stolen.

At 3:37 p.m., a man reported that a “homeless guy” assaulted him on City Beach Street.

At 3:58 p.m., a woman reported overhearing four boys inside a fort on the beach at Windjammer Park. One of the boys said, “This will be my first time.”

Wednesday, April 30

At 9:15 a.m., a Baker Court resident reported ongoing problems with raccoons.

At 9:29 a.m., a caller reported that a naked man was passed out inside a brown SUV with the door open in the Walmart parking lot.

At 10:30 a.m., a man reported that his grandson was attacked while picking leaves on North Oak Harbor street.

At 11 a.m., a caller reported that a strange, shirtless, barefoot man was lying on the ground near a building on Northeast Midway Boulevard.

At 2:18 p.m., there was a report that a sign was stolen off a business on Pioneer Way.

At 4:36 p.m., a caller reported that a man across from the transit station on Bayshore Drive pulled down his pants and defecated in the parking lot.

At 9:19 p.m., a caller reported that a couple of kids threw a fake apple at the caller’s car on State Highway 20.

Friday, May 2

At 6:48 a.m., an employee at a Highway 20 business reported that a homeless man asked for a coffee refill and then dropped a knife on the ground.

At 12:01 p.m., a caller reported that an eagle has been sitting on the old dock foundation off Bayshore Drive for two days. The caller was concerned that the bird was in distress.

At 2:08 p.m., a caller reported that feral cats were aggressive towards children at a Southwest Sixth Avenue apartment complex.

At 3:37 p.m., a resident reported that a man in a black Ford Ranger was driving “like an idiot” and dropping wood all over South Oak Harbor Street.

At 3:49 p.m., a caller reported that a drunk-looking homeless man fell on Highway 20.

At 10:30 p.m., a North Oak Harbor Street resident reported hearing a guy screaming, “Oh my God, someone please God help me.”

Saturday, May 3

At 3:15 a.m., a woman reported receiving a call from her friend who said she was hiding behind a dumpster “after being with a guy she was casually dating.”

At 7:22 a.m., an employee of a Highway 20 business reported finding a bullet that “appears to have drugs inside.”

At 12:23 p.m., caller reported that someone made threats to come into a bank with a gun and shoot them.

At 4:45 p.m., a man on Pioneer Way reported that he is a general and the king of Monaco. He said he was sent to a downtown bar to find out who the “rats” are. He said the bartenders are horrible and have refused him service and he is OK with that.

At 6:01 p.m., a resident reported that someone in an apartment on Northeast Sixteenth Avenue was shooting a rifle or BB gun out the window at a dumpster while there were children around.

 

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